Claim to not own a single sweatpant or set of tights.

Dress up fully before you go outside to throw out the garbage.

Wear a black bra under a white t-shirt.

Buy your spouse a mauve slim-cut pant.

Laugh at tourists walking around with a beret.

Know how to say "putain" to express sadness, anger, joy, disgust, surprise, and confusion.

Know how to pull off the multiple "la's" in Ohh la la la la la la!

Do not respond to messages from friends who ask you if you are available for drinks.

Plan drinks with friends 3 months ahead of schedule.

Do the "bises" to everybody (man or woman).

Never talk about money.

Regularly complain about the government in power.

Spend 4 hours over dinner complaining about the government in power.

Two sips of coffee in a tiny cup is fine, you do not need a Starbucks size mug.

Line up for 20 minutes up to buy a €1.50 baguette.

Buy a €30 wine from Nicolas (a fine wine store) when a €3 wine from the supermarket would have been fine.

Have a piece of baguette, ham, and cigarette for dinner.

Eat only soup in the winter, but declare that you don't diet.

Don't be afraid to tell anyone if they have lost weight or put on a few kilos.

Carry a reusable tote bag everywhere.

Ride a bicycle regularly without a helmet.

Be confident enough to ignore the rules of the road when riding that bike.

Know where to place your Pass Navigo in your purse/wallet so that you can scan through the metro without taking it out.

Buy flowers regularly.

Know that the correct way to carry your flowers in the metro is upside-down.

Visit the doctor because your legs feel "heavy".

Do not put curtains or blinds on your windows so that everyone can see your "je ne sais quoi".

Live in a building with no elevator. It is good for the butt anyway.

Scoff at people who move outside of Paris.

Move outside of Paris when you expecting your first baby.