You may think you know the basics, but I bet there are certain ones that will you up. After 10 years in France, even I still sometimes get caught on the rules of saying hello in French.
I imagine you already know that you should say “Bonjour” if you walk into a French store or a restaurant before you demand something. It is only polite, even if you are a tourist. But if you are living in France, it gets more complicated than that. Bonjour is the tip of the iceberg. There is a full greeting that goes on, with various degrees depending on how well you know the person.
The generic “Good day”, that is most commonly used. A rather safe bet, if you are not sure what to say. If you are walking into a shop or restaurant in France and want to be served, start with a Bonjour, even if you don’t speak French. Your interaction with that person will improve immensely.
The evening version, meaning “Good Evening”.
iii) Bonne Soirée!
Also means “Good Evening”, but is not a greeting, but an end to the evening.
iv) Bonne Nuit!
Literally translates to Good Night, and is not a greeting, but an end to the night.
A rather informal Bonjour, the equivalent of Hi in English. It is a greeting among friends and people you know. (Do not walk into a store and say Salut!)
A very informal Bonjour, usually only to children. Also used in between women who are very good friends.
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The French version of Hello, which is usually said on the telephone. (You can also use Bonjour.)
The Bises (Cheek Kisses)
This may sound easy enough, but there is an added complication: the bises. Depending on how well you know the person, you also have to add the French “cheek kisses” to every greeting.
The common thing that trips people up are whether or not you should go in for the bises. In general, if you identify as female or LGBT, you should do the bises to family, friends, and other people you meet in an informal setting. Only 2 males generally go in for the handshake, unless they are good friends. French people spend a lot of time at work, so that has slipped in there with the bises as well.
This also should take into account that people in different parts of France do anywhere from 2-4 kisses. Parisians do 2 cheek kisses, but the Marseillais do 3. It all gets quite complicated, even for the French!
Other Informal Greetings and Responses
There are also several other ways of saying Hello in French, without saying Bonjour. Most of these tend to be quite informal, however, and only used among friends:
i) Ça va?
This is the quick way to say “How are you?” The standard response to this is “Ça va. Et toi?” meaning “Fine, and you?”
ii) Quoi de neuf ?
Quoi de neuf is also quite informal to say “What’s new?” It is a bit more slang than Ça va, but it still works in most situations. The typical response here is “Rien. Et toi?” meaning “Nothing, and you?”
iii) Tout va bien?
There is a bit more concern behind this question, as in “How is everything? Is everything alright?” The typical response here is “Oui, et toi ? ”
Yes, and you?
iv) Ça roule?
A very informal one to say to your equivalent counterpart: “Everything rolling along?” As above, the typical response here is “Oui, et toi ? ” Yes, and you?
Quite a formal one here to say “Welcome!” The best response here is “Merci Beaucoup” or thank you.
vi) Bonjour, je m’appelle Claude.
Another very formal one to say “Hello, my name is Claude”. A nice response to this “Enchanté ! ” or “delighted to meet you!” There are many other ways to respond to this however, so have a look at the article below.
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The Importance of Bonjour
If this sounds like a lot of rules to saying Bonjour, take heart. French people will appreciate that the effort was being made, rather than nit-pick about whether you said Bonsoir when it was time to say Bonjour. (Unless you try to hug them. Hugging is strange in France.)
French society tends to be more formal than in North America. It goes back to the Royal courts at Versailles where a strict code of conduct was enforced that everybody from the nobility to the servants had to follow.
And as the English saying goes: You catch a lot more flies with honey, than vinegar. A little politesse goes a long way.
So if you take all that into account, it is time to take the quiz!
- You have to greet each person and do the bises. If you are male, you will greet each female with the bises, and shake hands with the males.
- It doesn’t matter if you just met, since the girlfriend is female, and the person introducing you is a friend, the correct answer is a bonjour with the bises.
- French people don’t hug. In addition, Coucou is usually reserved between women. So the correct answer is to say Salut and do the bises.
- The typical greeting would be a Bonjour and the bises, even if you have never met in person before.
- There is no general consensus when “Bonsoir” begins. It is generally sometime after 5pm, so you could go either way.
- Since you are hesitating between Bonjour and Bonsoir at 5pm, you can instead greet them with a Coucou!
- It is a complete time-waster, but in traditional French offices and government workplaces, the person will go and greet every coworker, with the bises for the females. If the person arriving is female, she will do the bises to everyone. One female legislator admitted that she started coming in late (link in french), just to avoid doing la bise.
- Since it is your boss, you would not say Salut or Coucou, but the standard Bonjour.
- Rebonjour, which doesn’t even sound like a word, is the winner here. Literally, Re-Good Morning.
- Women are expected to do the bises, not wave or shake hands. More women are resisting these days, but since this could be your future in-laws, it is probably worth it to do the bises, and keep the peace.
- French children and even adult children usually greet their parents with a bonjour and a bises every morning.
- No waving or hugging. Just as you greeted each person individually when you arrived, you must say your goodbyes to each one (or pull a runner).
For more fun, don’t forget to check out our other quizzes. A bientôt!
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