36 Best French Swear Words: Curse like a Parisian

36 Best French Swear Words: Curse like a Parisian
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Everyone reaches their limit at a certain point. Sometimes you just need to curse out loud, and swear to the heavens.

French people are not afraid of cursing. If you live in Paris, this might be more often than not. The crowded metros, constant traffic jams, everyone is always in a rush and can be quite angry and aggressive about it. It is why Parisians have a reputation for being rude.

Well if you can’t beat them, you might as well join them. The French swear words below are for general cursing, whether it be towards a person or not. (For a more aggressive version, I will direct you to my post on hardcore French insults!)

I wouldn’t recommend you throw these around at the office, or if you are trying to get good service at a restaurant because that server will immediately retaliate back. Use in moderation, as with all things.

Without further ado, my best French curses and swear words for you to enjoy.

1) Merde! – Shit!

Merde has to be number 1 on the list, one of those mult-purpose French swear words that can be used in almost any circumstances. It means “shit”, but can also mean “damn”. It is so popular, there is even a verb “emmerder“.

Merde can be used in many circumstances such as:

  • merde! – damn!
  • je m’emmerde – I’m drowning in boredom
  • vas t’emmerder – go fuck yourself
  • grosse merde – big shit
  • tas de merde – pile of shit
  • Foutre la merde – to fuck up

2) Putain! – Shit!

The word “Putain” is another of those multi-functional words that can be used to express sadness, anger, joy, disgust, surprise, and confusion all individually or at the same time. It is like the Swiss (French) army knife of swear words

For extra emphasis, you can combine it with Merde:

  • Putain de merde – Bloody hell

3) Je m’en fiche – I don’t care

If someone is reminding you to do something that you don’t want to (like your French homework), you can respond with a “Je m’en fiche“, meaning “I don’t care”.

4) Je m’en fou! – I don’t care (strong)!

Fiche means “paper form”, while fou means “crazy”, so you can see how “je m’en fou” is a bit stronger than “je m’en fiche“.

5) Sacre Bleu! – Oh my God!

Sacre bleu is probably one of those phrases that anglophones think of as a French swear word but is not actually used in France anymore. It is generally a cry of surprise or happiness and a variation of Sacré Dieu translating to “holy God“.

It dates back to the Middle ages, and so is still somewhat used in Quebec, but almost never in continental France.



6) Tabarnak (Quebec) – Holy Fuck

Tabarnack is never used in France, but being both French and Canadian, I had to include this on the list. If you want a French person to give one word to express to a Quebecois, this is the word they will come up with.

It comes from the word “tabernacle’ and translates to ‘holy fuck’.

7) Saperlipopette – Oh dear!

For a milder way to say “sacre bleu!”, “saperlipopette” has entered the French lexicon. There is no actual meaning to the word “saperlipopette”, it is a polite way of swearing, without actually saying the words.

It is rather old-fashioned and cute, and actually has recently been used as a brand name for restaurants and other ventures.

8) Tu me gonfles! – You are pissing me off!

Gonfler means “to inflate”, so this swearing expression literally means “you are inflating me”. In practical terms though, it means “you are pissing me off”.

9) Dégage! – Go away!

A ruder way to say “shoo”, dégage means “go away!”. For instance you can say

  • allez, dégage! – Go, go away!
  • dégage d’ici! – Go away from here!

10) J’en ai ras le bol – I’m fed up!

Ras is not really a word by itself, it could mean pocket, or it could mean to reassemble. And bol means bowl. However, when you put “ras le bol” together, it is an expression of deep frustration. “Ugh, j’en ai ras le bol ”, meaning “I’m fed up”!

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11) Ça pue! – That stinks!

Ça pue! doesn’t have to be a curse word, but you get the idea. If something stinks literally or figuratively, this french curse word might come in handy.

12) Tais-toi! – Shut up!

If you want to say a simple “shut up” in French, “tais-toi” is it. You may notice with all these expressions that they are in the “tu” form and not the “vous”. Since “vous” is a sign of respect, it really doesn’t make sense to say “taisez-vous“.

13) Ferme ta gueule! – Shut Your mouth!

This curse word can also be used in the short version “Ta gueule“. Guele literally means “your mouth“, so the French idiom “bois de guele, means hangover (wooden mouth).

In this case however, there is no equivocating, “ferme ta guele” is quite rude.

14) Bordel – Crap!

Bordel literally translates to “whorehouse”, but figuratively means “crap”. I don’t recommend using it in polite company, or at the office.

You can also use it as, “Quel Bordel!”, meaning “what a mess!”, as an example if you come home and find your house in complete disarray.

You can also combine it with other phrases such as:

  • Bordel de merde – Bloody hell
  • Putain de bordel de merde – Bloody a$$ f*ckery
  • Foutre le bordel – Make a bloody mess

15) N’importe quoi – Whatever

If you are looking for a phrase to grumble under your breath, but still have the other person here you, “n’importe quoi” is it. Basically, it means, “whatever” or “no matter what”, and is somewhat mild as French curse words go.

But it can be used in a few different ways and translated as ‘anything’, ‘what is rubbish is he doing’, ‘nonsense’, ‘rubbish’ or even ‘bullshit!’.

  • tu dis n’importe quoi – you are talking nonsense
  • Il fait n’importe quoi – he is doing rubbish
  • N’importe quoi! – Whatever!

It can also be used in a non-swearing way such as “je ferais n’importe quoi pour apprendre français“, meaning “I will do whatever it takes to learn French”.

16) Nom de Dieu – In the name of God!

If you are religious (or rather if you are not), you may swear in the name of God. On the other hand, it doesn’t have to be a swear word, it could just be taking the Lord’s name (hopefully not in vain!)

17) Baiser – To be fucked

Baiser is a verb meaning “to kiss” or “to fuck”, so it can be used in many scenarios. There is the more-or-less innocent:

  • un baiser – a kiss, a shag
  • Il a baisé la main de la princesse – he kissed the hand of the princess

And then there is the more vulgar:

  • Je me suis fait baiser – I got screwed over
  • On a bien baisé – We had sex

And to make it even more confusing, don’t mix it up with the verb “baisser” meaning “to lower”. For example, “baisse ton voix“, meaning “lower your voice”.

18) La Vache – Holy cow!

If you are looking for one that is rather soft, you can go with “La Vache” which goes with any and all occasions. It is just an expression of surprise, and not necessarily with a negative intention.

  • Il a dit quoi? La vache! – He said what? Oh my goodness!

You can find more funny French expressions with animals here.

19) Con/Connerie – bullshit

Connerie means “joke” or “bullshit” and is a very common French expression. There are many variations that can be used here:

  • C’est une connerie – that’s bullshit
  • Il fait des conneries – he is doing rubbish; he is screwing up
  • Connard (m), Connasse (f) – Jerk, asshole
  • Con – Jerk
  • C’est con – that’s too bad
  • Il est con – he is dumb

20) Ça me saoûle – that annoys me 

This expression literally translates to “that is making me drunk”, but in essence, you are saying that you are really annoyed. The upcoming election: Ça me saoûle.

21) Ça me fait chier – that pisses me off

Taking it one step higher in the vulgarity department would be “Ça me fait chier“. It literally translates to “taking a dump”, so you can see that we’re going up a level in curse words!

22) C’est naze – it sucks

Bringing it back down would be the teenage-oriented C’est naze, meaning “it sucks”. Having to do homework after school: C’est naze

23) Bon sang! – Good grief!

Along with Sacre Bleu, you don’t hear Bon sang! that much any more, but French people will still recognize it when they hear it.

It literally translates to “Good blood”, and is another one of those French curse words invoking God that have become less widely used as France has become more secular.

24) Dégueulasse! – Disgusting!

Dégueulasse is not a curse word exactly, but kids in school will still consider it a gros mot. You can say “c’est dégueulasse“, or just shorten it to “dégu!” to rhyme with “eww!”

By the French way to say “eww” is actually “berk”.

25) C’est chiant (m) / chiante (f) – That’s annoying

Another really common French curse expression is “C’est chiant (m) / chiante (f)“, depending on whether the thing annoying you is masculine or feminine.

(In French, since objects like car and book are feminine or masculine, the adjective has to agree with the gender. )

Other variations are:

  • t’es chiant, toi! – you are annoying me!

26) Zut – Darn it!

Zut! A rather soft way of saying “too bad”, “darn it” or “shoot!” You could also say “zut alors!“, but nobody actually says that anymore. It has become rather passé, if you will!

27) Punaise! – Darn it!

While zut alors may be passé, punaise is the word of the moment. Literally, it means “thumbtacks”, while punaise de lit means “bedbugs”. Not particularly what you want any day of the week. Punaise!

28. Niquer – to fuck

Another popular French swear word is niquer which could mean to fuck, but could also mean to steal. For example, “le pickpocket a niqué son portefeuille” as in “the pickpocket stole his wallet.”

But if you want to swear at someone, the phrase “Nique ta mere” meaning “fuck your mother” is one that is quite popular in the current lexicon.

It could also mean to dupe someone as in “Il t’ai bien niqué sur ce coup-là!” meaning “he really duped you on that one!”.

29. Couilles – balls

With more sexual references there is “couilles“, which literally translates to “t*sticles”. Similar to the English, “stop breaking my balls”, there is “arrêtes de me casser les couilles“.

As a swear word, it can be used as “Il y a une grosse couille, plus rien ne marche!” meaning “there was a big fuck-up, nothing works anymore.”

Other variations include:

  • Se battre les couilles – to be uninterested in. Eg: “Je m’en bats les couilles” – I don’t give a fuck.
  • Il ne raconte que des couilles – he is telling rubbish.
  • Couille molle – wet balls, meaning weak and with little courage (very vulgar, and could constitute as hate speech).
  • Couillon/couillonne – literally translates to little t*sticle, but means idiot.

30. Enculer – to screw in the backside

Now there is the verb enculer and the noun enculé. (If you are going to learn to swear in French, you might as well do it right!)

There is “va te faire enculer” using the verb, which translates to “go fuck yourself” or “fuck off”.

Or you can use “enculé!” as a noun which means asshole or cocksucker. And if you want to be even more precise, you can say “petit enculé!” meaning “little fucker”, for added emphasis.

31. Se Casser – Get lost/fuck off

Casser literally translates to break, as in “Aie, j’ai cassé le verre!

However, se casser means to get lost, as in “casse-toi!” There is also “je me casse” as in “I’m getting out of here”.

And for even more emphasis, you can combine it with couilles from above for “casse couilles!” meaning “ball breaker”.

32. Chier – Shit

You can also say “ça me fait chier“, meaning “that is really shitting (annoying) me”.

Other variations are:

  • faire chier quelqu’un – to piss somebody off
  • un chieur / une chieuse – boring, annoying

33. Cul – Ass

As far as French swear words go, cul (ass) doesn’t really stand on its own. There is “trou du cul” meaning “asshole”, or lèche-cul” meaning “ass-licker”. You pick whichever you prefer.

34. Enfoiré – Asshole

Another version of asshole is enfoiré. This curse word is quite popular, especially in the south.

Note, there is a famous annual charity concert in France called Les Enfoirés, meaning the bastards. The aim of the concert is to raise money for a charity called Restos des Coeur which aims to feed the homeless and poor.

That still doesn’t mean you should go around calling people les Enfoirés though unless you want to start a fight.

35. Salope – Bitch

Salope in French means “bitch” or “slut”. Similar to English, this is used only for females. An expression would be “quelle salope“, meaning “what a bitch!”.

Note: Don’t confuse salope for salopette, which actually is a type of clothing in the style of dungarees or overalls!

36. Salaud / Salopard – Bastard

For men, there is salaud or salopard which means “bastard” or “son of a bitch”.

These swear words come from the French word sale meaning “dirty” or salé meaning “salty”.

As an object, there is also “saloperie” meaning dirt or filth. An example would be “dire des saloperies” meaning to recount obscene stuff. It could actually just mean dirt though, as in “il y a des saloperies dans ta tasse” meaning “there is dirt in your cup”.

Other variations include:

  • Sale Gosse! – Rotten kid!
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This Post Has 2 Comments

  1. Michael Castro

    Your “literal” translations are not very accurate.
    A. Gueule literally DOES NOT mean “your mouth“. There is no “your”. and B. It means snout/face of an animal, or
    (informally) mug (as in “a person’s face”). Literally, :”mouth” (human” is “bouche”.
    B. “Couilles“ DOES NOT literally translate to “t*sticles”. French for “t*sticles” is “t*sticules”. “Couilles” translates to “balls”.
    C. #26…not “finally”.

    1. Nassie

      Hi there, “shut your mouth” is a well-known expression in English and we can quibble about it referring to snout or not, but it is anatomically correct.
      Also, perhaps you missed it, but it actually says “balls” in the title. I refer to t*sticles because not everyone reading the article is native English or French, and is aware what “balls” is slang for.

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